Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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