K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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