I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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