Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
