And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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