Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This house was built for laser tag.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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