Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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