i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I have post one night stand depression
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