it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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