I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I'm bleeding and have questions
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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