am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
there's paper in my vomit.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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