you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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