There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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