so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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