didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
im holly from the hills drunk
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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