wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
