I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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