let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Randomize
