I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
