I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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