i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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