How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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