my vag is so smooth its legendary
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Never joke about your clitoris.
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