We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
