Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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