Having a random hookup so left but love u
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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