we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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