i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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