How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
The struggles of a small town man whore
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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