I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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