DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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