she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
love makes seman taste better
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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