i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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