none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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