so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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