The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Randomize
