i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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