Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Randomize
