That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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