Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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