If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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