Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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