My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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