Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just had sex on a roof
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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