I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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