is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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