Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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