what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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