Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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