: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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