Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
